For the past month I have been curating a nuanced QB ranking system, unique to criteria that only my brain can truly understand. As I go through the different tiers, I will do my best to explain the reasons for my choices as clearly as possible. For the most part, its a hierarchy QB’s that I would root for to win the Super Bowl; higher on the list, the happier I am if they win.
Tier 1: “My Actual Best Friends”
- Justin Herbert
Justin is my bff. Not only is he nasty, but I feel Justin and I would be best friends if we grew up/went to school together. We share similar humor for sure. Justin’s personality really elevates him above the rest on this list, as it makes him super easy to root for.
If you watch this video, you’ll see what I mean.
I think I liked him at Oregon, and then when he was on Hard Knocks his rookie or 2nd year I was hooked. Guy is a gamer too. Last years game vs the Raiders, just absolute balls of steal.
Just last week he fucked up his ribs pretty bad and then dropped this 50 yard pass on the run like it was nobody’s business.
Justin Herbert don’t make a generational throw every game challenge (very difficult) pic.twitter.com/mLRByp7vdo
— Theo Ash (@TheoAshNFL) September 25, 2022
I expect Justin to remain at the top of the list for the remainder of the season, barring any extraordinary circumstances.
2. Daniel Jones
I love Danny Dimes man. I think some of it is pity and Giants bias for sure. Everyone hates him and thinks he’s the reason the Giants are bad. Now, while I don’t think he’s the answer, per-say, he’s in a really bad situation. The guy has had like 3 different HC’s and like 4 different OC’s in his 4 years on the team. That in combination with a bottom 5 line and receiving core since he’s been in the league hasn’t set him up for much success at all. But idk, I really like Dimes, the guy tries so hard! He’s not afraid to take a hit and I really like how mobile he is. Since 2019, he’s a top 5 rushing QB, which is crazy given his line and some of the other talent in the league. He’s only behind Lamar, Kyler, Josh Allen, and Hurts, some of whom are considered the best QBs in the league and all are very well known for their mobility. If that doesn’t speak volumes, I’m not sure what does. I feel like I see Dimes in a different light than everyone else. While you see an aloof quarterback with poor decision making and garbage pocket presence, I see a guy fighting for the extra yard, getting chased around all game because his line sucks, with no where to go with the ball because his wide receivers are a constant revolving door if mediocrity.
Daniel Jones has been through it tonight 😳 pic.twitter.com/tlweQIX25t
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) September 27, 2022
I get very touchy with the Daniel Jones slander too. I swear some people expected the guy to be the next Aaron Rodgers, and when he does anything thats not perfect, its auto: “gEt hIM oUT of HErE”. Like you morons.. how much better is a guy like Russel Wilson or Mitchell Trubisky (couple of the Giants offseason options) doing with this line and receiving core with 0 weapons??? You see what happens when Wilson switched coaches… hes looked like a shell of himself the first 3 games AND he has good receivers! Dimes has had to deal with new coaching and schemes every. single. year. and he’s throwing to make-a-wish receivers. Anyway, I digress and Dimes will remain atop the charts barring any major blow ups.
Tier 2: “My Brothers in Christ”
3. Josh Allen
Josh Allen is just THE homie. Great personality, super fun to watch too. If Dimes and Herbert don’t exist, Allen is easily in the 1st tier. I like him for a lot of the same reasons I like Herbert, I just think Josh Allen tries to keep a perceived image about him, which prevents him from getting any extra points in my book. I think the Bills beat the Eagles in the SuperBowl this year, and if that happens, I think he will likely start out as a 2023/24 Tier 1 QB. I would also say that it would not be fair to rule out a Tier 1 finish in 2022/23.
4. Tom Brady
I love Tom. Last few years, Tom was higher up on this list for sure. It’s just a respect the greatness type of deal. The guy is like 100 and is still a bad motherfucker, who’s going to compete for a title. It’s a little weird cause I hate Lebron, and Brady is a similar character (talent wise) for the NFL. But idk, it’s like he’s kinda superhuman, like he had one of his best seasons last year and he’s old as shit, like the guy is insane. Really like his super intense mentality too. You hear that kind of drive and killer mentality mentioned amongst other Pecs favorites like Jordan, Kobe, and Jeter.
5. Joe Burrow
Joe was probably top 2-3 all last year, and was 3 to begin the year this year. But after a really bad first game and another bad loss, Joe finds himself at the bottom of tier 2 (which is still very good) but some would expect a bit of a let down compared to expectations. I expect Joe to pick it up this year for sure, he missed preseason with appendix stuff and I’m sure thats 100% of the reason why he threw like 7 picks in the first game. I like Joe’s personality A LOT, his a little bit of that Brady “kill” in him and a lot of that Daniel Jones “tries hard” in him as well. Any QB with grit and a little bit of escapability, goes a long way for me. I was a big Burrow fan when he was at LSU because he was an absolute dog and a half. If/when the performance comes back, I expect to see Joe back up a few spots. Could even be a dark horse for a tier 1 finish.
Tier 3: “The Boys”
6. Jamies Winston
Jamies is kind of a gag pick for me. He’s definitely funny, but like laughing at him kind of funny. I think he’s pretty fun to watch, I guess. But this season he hasn’t really done much so I can see him dropping off this list completely if he doesn’t start to pick it up. Jamies is the type of guy where you’d like to hang with him for like 15-20 minutes but any longer and he really starts to wear you down psychologically. Electric personality for sure.
7. Lamar Jackson
So Lamar was actually not on this list going into the season. But he has been a dog so far this year, both for the Ravens AND my fantasy football team (big bias). For a guy labeled a “mobile QB” the guy throws some of the best balls in the league. Now, I don’t think they’ve really been tested so far but man, he carves out there. He makes fast guys, look not fast.
Additionally, I think Lamar has a pretty likable personality. The whole poop incident last year, and some of his tweets. I mean the guy chose to be his own agent. It’s a bold strategy cotton, but anyone who bets on themselves going into a contract year, gets brownie points from me (see: Aaron Judge). If this performance continues, I can see Lamar continuing to climb this list.
8. Marcus Mariota
I like Mariota because he has a lot of Daniel Jones in him. I liked him at Oregon too. Now seeing him get another chance as a starter in the NFL is pretty cool IMO. He’s a guy (like Daniel Jones) who will take a hit, fight for the extra yards, and throw the occasional dime. I wouldn’t be surprised if MM falls off the list by end of season, but he’s a good dude and really easy to root for.
9. Zach Wilson
I like Zach a lot. If he can put it together from a performance perspective, I can really see him climbing this list fast. The whole “sleeping with the mom debacle” AND how he handled it was pretty tough (in a good way). Kinda seems like the boy a little bit, I like his online presence, I liked that he took all his receivers to a ranch in the offseason, even though he’s like 16 years old. Seems like a leader, even though hes super young, and looks even younger. Like I see some Daniel Jones in him as well. Unfortunately, with the injury I haven’t gotten to see him in 2022 but he should return in week 4.
10. Mac Jones
I had high hopes for Mac this year, as I started him off at 7 in the preseason rankings, but his recent play and impending injury are likely going to force him off this list. Mac Jones has some Daniel Jones in him for sure… seems like a tough kid, which I appreciate. I like the idea of him as the next Brady, given his situation, which I think makes me like him more. Without him playing next week, I doubt he will be on the list for week 4.
“In the Hunt”
Mitch Trubisky
Kirk Cousins
Jaylen Hurts
Tua Tagovaiola
Sam Darnold