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The 77th Golden Globes Awards are tonight, so I thought I’d give my picks ahead of the action. I’m going to split it up between what I think will win vs. what I want to win. I have personal favorites, of course, but I have to factor in what I think the Hollywood Foreign Press will vote for (what I think will win). Let’s get started:

Best Motion Picture Drama

Golden Globe Winner: Joker

Personal Favorite: 1917

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Golden Globe Winner: Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood

Personal Favorite: Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood

Best Director, Motion Picture

Golden Globe Winner: Sam Mendes 1917

Personal Favorite: Bong Joon Ho Parasite

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Golden Globe Winner: Cate Blanchett Where’d You Go, Bernadette

Personal Favorite: Ana de Armas Knives Out

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Golden Globe Winner: Laura Dern Marriage Story

Personal Favorite: Laura Dern Marriage Story

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama

Golden Globe Winner: Joaquin Phoenix Joker

Personal Favorite: Joaquin Phoenix Joker

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Golden Globe Winner: Eddie Murphy Dolemite Is My Name 

Personal Favorite: Eddie Murphy Dolemite Is My Name 

Best Supporting Actor in Any Motion Picture

Golden Globe Winner: Joe Pesci The Irishman

Personal Favorite: Joe Pesci The Irishman

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture

Golden Globe Winner: Bong Joon Ho and Han Jin Won Parasite

Personal Favorite: Bong Joon Ho and Han Jin Won Parasite

Best Original Score, Motion Picture

Golden Globe Winner: Thomas Newman 1917

Personal Favorite: Randy Newman Marriage Story

Best Original Song, Motion Picture

Golden Globe Winner: “Spirit” The Lion King

Personal Favorite: “Spirit” The Lion King

Best Motion Picture, Animated

Golden Globe Winner: Frozen 2

Personal Favorite: Toy Story 4

Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language

Golden Globe Winner: Parasite (South Korea)

Personal Favorite: Parasite (South Korea)

Best Television Series, Drama

Golden Globe Winner: Succession

Personal Favorite: Succession

Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy

Golden Globe Winner: Fleabag

Personal Favorite: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Golden Globe Winner: Chernobyl

Personal Favorite: Chernobyl

Best Actress in a Television Series, Drama

Golden Globe Winner: Olivia Colman The Crown

Personal Favorite: Nicole Kidman Big Little Lies

Best Actress in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy

Golden Globe Winner: Phoebe Waller-Bridge Fleabag

Personal Favorite: Rachel Brosnahan The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Best Actress in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television

Golden Globe Winner: Michelle Williams Fosse/Verdon

Personal Favorite: Michelle Williams Fosse/Verdon

Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television

Golden Globe Winner: Emily Watson Chernobyl

Personal Favorite: Emily Watson Chernobyl

Best Actor in a Television Series, Drama

Golden Globe Winner: Billy Porter Pose

Personal Favorite: Brian Cox Succession

Best Actor in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy

Golden Globe Winner: Bill Hader Barry

Personal Favorite: Paul Rudd Living With Yourself

Best Actor in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television

Golden Globe Winner: Jared Harris Chernobyl

Personal Favorite: Jared Harris Chernobyl

Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Golden Globe Winner: Stellan Skarsgard Chernobyl

Personal Favorite: Stellan Skarsgard Chernobyl 

I really don’t have any 100% locks aside from Parasite for Best Foreign Language Film, because the Golden Globes are always a little wacky. There’s no doubt I will be upset by some of the winners and losers, but that just makes more content for this blog so it’s a win/win in that sense. At least we can count on Ricky Gervais roasting the shit out of some people tonight…Twitter will be on fire, I can’t wait.

There should also be an asterisk (*) next to every Television, Drama winner because Watchmen failed to receive a single nomination, even though it was no doubt the best show of the year. 

If you’re like me, you love watching TV. In fact, you love it so much that you’re reading this article because you too, have noticed that TV seasons are getting shorter and shorter. What happened to shows like The Sopranos, Mad Men, and The Wire, who routinely aired at least a dozen episodes a season? Now shows like The Mandalorian and Watchmen, while awesome shows, are only giving us eight episodes…and we’re supposed to be okay with that??

This is a trend that has been shaping up for a few years now, and Business Insider wrote an article about it back in 2015. The reasons they thought shows have been getting shorter were:

  1. Star power.
  2. Storytelling can be more dramatic and focused.
  3. The syndication model has changed.
  4. Year-round programming.
  5. Shorter seasons help to prevent fatigue.

Star power. We have definitely seen more A-list actors such as Matthew McConaughey, Mahershala Ali, and Meryl Streep go back to TV, which is something well-established movie actors never used to do. That’s because we’re living in the golden age of television, and with HBO, Netflix, Prime, and Hulu, there are so many opportunities for good shows. Therefore, I can see why it’s appealing for these actors to go shoot some show for a couple months and get an Emmy out of it. But on the flip side, getting these A-list actors is the reason TV seasons are shorter. I feel like they think of TV as more of a hobby they can do in-between movies. And while it’s awesome to see these Hollywood stars in a hit show, they always leave us wanting more.

Storytelling can be more dramatic and focused. If you watched the last season of Game of Thrones, which ran for a measly six episodes, you’d know that shorter seasons don’t always make a show “more dramatic and focused”. In GOT‘s case, it just rushed everything and left the viewers confused…And that goes for the last two seasons of GOT. Even The Mandalorian, which just wrapped its eight-episode first season, really only gave us five episodes of plot. The middle of the season (episodes 4, 5, & 6) were just kind of random adventures with Mando and Baby Yoda that had nothing to do with the plot at the end of episode eight. Had they not wasted three episodes I might feel like I got more out of the first seasons, but the reality is that I felt cheated, despite a great finale episode.

The outlier for these shortened seasons, of course, is Watchmen, which did the best job I have ever seen at explaining a plot, despite only having eight episodes to do so. Every scene was important to the plot, which makes it the only show I can think of that made eight episodes feel like twelve.

The syndication model has changed. Now that shows don’t need to rely on re-runs because they can be streamed at all times, networks/streaming companies have shortened seasons. Maybe they think the viewers won’t mind shorter seasons because we can watch them whenever we want, but it still gets old watching the same episodes over and over?? I mean, I can only re-watch the same twenty episodes of Master of None so many times. I think it should be obvious that the more episodes of a show there are, the more dedicated a fan base you’ll have…why do you think shows like Friends, The Office and Grey’s Anatomy are some of Netflix’s most streamed shows?

Year-round programming. The Business Insider article uses the example of ABC airing “Marvel’s Agent Carter” during the hiatus of “Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD”. These two shows play off each other extremely well because they’re both based in the Marvel universe, but most network/cable/streaming providers don’t have the same luxury ABC has with these shows. AMC has done something similar, creating the spin-off series Fear the Walking Dead, which I lost interest in after the first season tbh. But because almost no other provider does this, I’m spending 44/52 weeks out of the year without some of my favorite shows; as opposed to having roughly another month of TV with shows like The Sopranos routinely airing 12-13 episodes a season.

Last but not least: Shorter seasons help to prevent fatigue. GUNSMOKE RAN 24-39 EPISODES A SEASON FOR 20 STRAIGHT YEARS. I realize that’s the broadcast network formula, as ABC, CBS, FOX, and NBC are still putting out shows that are this long (Grey’s Anatomy, Modern Family, NCIS, etc.), but if Grey’s can make over twenty episodes a season, why can’t these other shows make at least twelve?

If having shorter seasons ensures I’m getting the best quality TV, then so be it. And granted, I’m not a screenwriter, actor, or director, but if some of the best shows ever (The Wire, The Sopranos, Mad Men) were able to pump out 12+ episodes a season, so can these new shows? And honestly, it’s not necessarily the season length I’m upset about, it’s the hiatus. Game of Thrones took an almost TWO-YEAR hiatus between seasons 7 and 8 (which is absurd) and gave us one of the most underwhelming finale seasons ever. I’d almost prefer a miniseries like Chernobyl, because at least I won’t have to dread the year (or longer) wait after the final episode of the season has concluded. Whether or not you agree with me, you can’t deny that shows in the early to mid-aughts proved that TV can still be extremely engaging at 12+ episodes a season. The prosecution rests.